I bet you thought you'd never see that on this blog. Well, I have an opinion on the subject. You see, I have been a guest at baby showers. I have had baby showers organized on my behalf. I have spent quite a bit of time with a young child in the past few years. And I just happened to go to a baby shower this weekend, so the topic is floating near the top of my brain.
The purpose of a shower...wedding, baby, etc...is to give people new to the game a head start. So, if you have been invited to a shower, or maybe just know a pregnant woman and you'd like to get her a gift, please do the following:
- Check the websites of major big box retailers in your area. Walmart, Target, Babys'R'Us all have gift registries, and if she's registered, they will tell you exactly what she needs, and what other people have already given her.
- Ignore the clothes and blankets.
And now…(cracks knuckles)…I will happily explain why.
There is this phenomenon that affects the female consumer called “Cute Factor.” Marketers are well aware of it. You combine Brand New Baby with Cute Factor, and most women will throw their shopping savvy, their deductive reasoning, and a good portion of their awareness of time and space right on the floor. Newborn clothing is adorable, even more so when it's girl clothes, and there's all that lace, and satin, and cute little stitching on smocked bodices, and…STOP IT RIGHT THERE!
Please gather your misplaced faculties, and for the love of all that is holy, walk away from the clothes.
|$10 at Kohl's ($20 MSRP)|
Babies grow very fast. In fact, if the child has a birth weight over eight pounds, he's already outgrown his newborn clothes. Add in the fact that he needs to eat every two hours, may be colicky at night, and in between feedings, changings, snuggling, and pacing floors, Mom has to find sometime to eat, sleep, and bathe herself. How many excursions warranting super cute outfits do you think mom's going to feel like making in the first month? Church...there's four at most. Studio portraits...one or two outfits, and many babies are now posing for those naked. The family may wish to skip much more than these outings, simply to avoid unnecessarily exposing their newborn to germs.
Aside from that, think for a moment about the baby. She’s the one who has to wear the clothes after all. She’s just spent nine months nestled in warm, soft mommy. And you want to put lace on her because it’s cute? Many mothers find it more convenient to keep them in onesies. (Buy those…in 3-6 or 6-8 month sizes. Mom will thank you!)
If you really want to buy cute clothes and help mom, buy 12-month or larger sizes. There are two reasons for this. Again, the child is going to grow very fast, which requires mom to purchase clothes to replace the baby shower gifts the child has grown out of. Secondly, during the first year, baby is going to be teething, which may result is a WHOLE LOT OF DROOLING. Bibs are worn by many infants all day long to keep the moisture off of their clothes and skin. Anything cute on a top or onsie is going to be covered. (If you want to personalize something…do the bib, not the onesie/top.)
|D's has 7. They're his blankie-friends.|
So, what are great baby shower gifts?
Diapers. Babies go through diapers like mad, and they’re expensive. Find out what mom’s diapering preference is (which you may be able to figure out from the registry) and help get her stocked up.
|All it's missing is a bow!|
Crib Bedding. Sheets and mattress covers. Having a few sets will keep laundry from being an emergency activity.
Feeding/Playing/Other Gear. Bottles, sippy cups, snack cups, utensils. High chairs. Bumbo seats. Boppy pillow. Saucer toy. Jumper toy. Floor mats. Balls. Blocks. These are all things that Mom and baby will have a use for sooner or later.
Books. Like baby clothes, board books are very inexpensive if you are buying one. And like clothes, mom may be buying more than one, which adds up. Use a board book instead of a card with your baby shower gift. Write a message for the baby inside for him to read when he's older.
Bath/Skin Care/Medicine. Babies will have gas, fevers, diaper rash, and runny noses. Mom will want to take them outside walks. They will need baths. Get Mom gas drops, Baby Motrin AND Tylenol (for fever maintenance, it’s sometimes necessary to alternate), Benadryl, saline drops (for noses), sunscreen, baby wash. For diaper rash, I recommend whatever generic version of Aquaphor the store carries.
If you do a little thinking out of the box, you can come up with a great baby shower gift that Mom will appreciate for months, even years. And you can give her something cute…just do it with the wrapping.
|Lots of everyday stuff put together + basket & tulle = very cute.|