#starwarsmuffinjokes

On Wednesday, my Twitter feed had the following tweet from a lovely writer/blogger by the name of Julie A. Lindsey:

My #NaNoWriMo opening line leaves a little something to be desired LOL “‘Muffins,’ Ruby cursed.” But it does make me smile :)

It amused me, so I responded: 

that would really depend on genre. I could think of a few scenes where “muffins” as a curse might cause a riot. :)

Another of Julie’s follower responded with this message:

Want to make some sort of star wars muffin joke. But way too tired... :-) Like the line tho!!

Julie then called for “Star Wars muffin jokes” from her followers…all 20,000 of them. (Note: Because this is from Twitter, the conversation runs in reverse. Also, because everyone’s a Star Wars fans, there are a few duplicates.)

• Aren't you a little short for a muffin?
• I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark muffin, I see a big light muffin.
• Muffin matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my muffin, do you?
• "These are not the muffins you're looking for."
• Darth Vader: Perhaps you think you're being baked unfairly?
• With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring muffins to the galaxy!
• Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I baked muffins!
• "I see you have constructd a new muffin saber. Your cooking skills r complete. You r powerful as the Baker has forseen" 
• "Do it muffin and the circle will be complete"
• "It was a good muffin before it went to the dark side"
• "Get in there you big furry muffin! I don't care what you smell!"
• Leia: "Why you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy- looking Muffin hoarder! Han: "Who's scruffy-looking?
• "Corn Muffins scare easy, but we should go before they return in greater numbers"..
• I'm out of it for a while and everyone gets delusions of grand-muffins.
• Luke, use the Muffin!!! 
• You don't know the power of the Muffin side... 
• Episode V: The Muffin Strikes Back!
• Jabba the Muffin 
• "I don't want to stay on this stupid muffin being a mufffin farmer,I want to be a Jedi Muffin" 
• "Chewy prepare us for muffin speed"..
• "Help this muffin we must!" .....
• ."We are not the fiber brand muffins your looking for!"......
• "Muffin I am your father!", I baked you! 
• Luke: I ate muffins here, you know" Han: You're going to diet here, you know. Convenient. 
• Han Solo: You tell that slimy piece of worm-ridden filth, he'll get no muffins from us! 
• ......"the force is strong in this blueberry muffin"
• Get in there you big furry oat, I don't care what you smell! 
• Tell Jabba that I have his muffins! 
• Let the muffin win. 
• I think you should swap your current #nano book for a collection of #starwarsmuffinjokes I would totally buy it.
• 47 TWEETS within 1 hour???!!! AND 41 of them were RT'd #starwarsmuffinjokes??!! You're killin' me. #UNFOLLOW #sorry
• Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found those muffins! And bring me the baker, I want him alive! 
• I find your lack of muffin disturbing. 
• Episode IV: A New Muffin 
• Fellow #NaNoWriMo participants: The best way to spend your time procrastinating today: #starwarsmuffinjokes. Love this
• Leia: "I love muffins." Han: "I know." 
• "I have altered the muffin. Pray I do not alter it further." 
• "Your father's muffin. Not as random or clumsy as a cupcake, but an elegant pastry for a more civilized age." 
• But Uncle Owen!! I was gonna go to Tashi Station to get some muffins! ”
• I see you have constructed your own muffin. Obi-wan has taught you well. But you are not a Jedi yet. .
• LOL Yesss! RT It's an elegant muffin for a more carmelized time.
• Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my muffins, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. 
• It's an elegant muffin for a more carmelized time.
• I have altered the muffin. Pray I don't alter it any further.
• is thoroughly entertaining me today!
• there isnt enough yeast on this rock to fill a muffin tin. 
• "Who you calling muffin-looking?!?" 
• Muffin or no muffin. There is no donut. 
• You are part of the rebel bakery and a muffin! 
• "A muffin. Not as clumsy or random as cereal. An elegant breakfast for a more civilized age." 
• "I got one!" "Great kid, don't get muffins!" 
• Execute Muffin 66. 
• This muffin is now the ultimate power in the universe! I suggest we use it! 
• But Uncle Owen!! I was gonna go to Tashi Station to get some muffins! 
• In a way, you have determined the choice of the muffin that will be destroyed first. 
• "I smelled your foul muffins the moment I walked in here." 
• "A muffin. Not as clumsy or random as cereal. An elegant breakfast for a more civilized age." 
• Okay. That's as much as I can do tonight. Good nightand all your  followers. it's been hilarious :-) xxx
• Also: All these  #starwarsmuffinjokes are cracking me UP
• We have no choice General Calrissian. Our cruisers can't repel (resist?) muffins of that magnitude! 
• These are not the muffins you're looking for. Move along! 
• Red Velvet, prepare for your attack run. 
• When I left you, I was but the batter, Now I am the muffin. 
• bake or bake not. There is no muffin. 
• This muffin is getting worse all the time!
• These blast points are too accurate for sandpeople, only imperial muffintroopers are so precise 
• No time to discuss this in a muffin. I am not a muffin!
• Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an muffin field is approximately 3,720 to 1. 
• Let the muffin win. 
• That donut was a muffin until the Deathstar put a hole in it! 
• "Sure hope the old man got that toaster oven out of commission, or this is gonna be a real short trip." 
• It's a muffin tin!
• Attack pattern muffin, Dack. Go now! 
• protect the muffin at all costs. That is your first priority. 
• Will someone get this walking muffin out of my way? 
• "I love muffins." "I know" 
• I suggest a new strategy, R2. Let the muffin win 
• Love it when U start chatting 2 some1 on twtr, get on2 topic of  &*then* realise they have 20,000 hilarious follwrs
• You came in that muffin? You're braver than I thought 
• Many Bothans died to bring us this muffin recipe. 
• Your lack of muffins disturbs me.
• I hope Muffin the Hut doesnt eat me! 
• what have you done to my muffin? Your muffin? Hey, remember you lost it to me fair and round
• The muffins are extinct. Their fire has gone out of the universe.
• "Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their Blintzes." - Grand Muffin Tarkin 
• Ben: "That boy ate our last muffin." Yoda: "No, there is another."  I've got a bad feeling about this muffin.
• "That's no muffin, that's a space station." "It's too big to be a space station." 
• This is Muffin 5, I’m going in. 
• Now witness the power of this fully armed and operational muffin! 
• "Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their Blintzes." - Grand Muffin Tarkin 
• I am altering the muffin. Pray I don't alter it any further.
• I am your baker, Luke. 
• "We had a slight muffin malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine." 
• That’s no moon, it’s a muffin 
• "That's no muffin, that's a space station." "It's too big to be a space station." 
• Muffins do not concern me, admiral. I want that ship. 
• love it!! It's 1:21am and I'm making a duck costume.  #starwarsmuffinjokes fit right in with my weird life :-)
• And now, your highness, we can discuss the location of your hidden rebel muffin. 
• Travelling through hyperspace ain't like dusting muffins, Boy!
• Now witness the power of this fully armed and operational muffin! 
• "Watch your mouth kid, or you’ll find yourself floating home on a muffin!" 
• You are a member of the rebel alliance, and a muffin 
• "I grow tired of asking this, so it will be the last time. Where do the Rebels bake?" 
• I am altering the muffin. Pray I don't alter it any further.
• I find your lack of muffins disturbing. 
• I'm starving while watching & all the #starwarsmuffinjokes  #yum
• Ben: "That boy ate our last muffin." Yoda: "No, there is another." 
• "these are not the muffins you are looking for" 
• Muffins do not concern me, admiral. I want that ship.
• I was just going to see your boss. Tell Jabba I've got his muffins. 
• Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle muffin! 
• "No! Alderaan is peaceful! We have no muffins, you can't possibly... " 
• Help me Obi-Wan. You're my only muffin. 
• Hokey religion and ancient weapons are no match for a good muffin 
• Your muffin mind tricks won't work on me. 
• Luke, I am your muffin
• ChewyBacca muffins? 
• "I grow tired of asking this, so it will be the last time. Where do the Rebels bake?" 
• it's no use to me with cheese "RT This is the Bounty Hunter Bobba Fetta cheese flavoured muffin ”
• "I will be the most powerful baker ever. I will even stop muffins from burning" 
• This is the Bounty Hunter Bobba Fetta cheese flavoured muffin 
• "I'm looking for a great and powerful muffin master" "Yoda. You seek Yoda!" 
• Ben: "That boy ate our last muffin." Yoda: "No, there is another." 
• "these are not the muffins you are looking for" 
• LOL! RT How much longer before #starwarsmuffinjokes hits the trend list?
• I was just going to see your boss. Tell Jabba I've got his muffins. 
• Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good muffin at your side, kid. 
• Darth, just before he dies: "Luke! Luke, I baked your muffins." 
• "I will be the most powerful baker ever. I will even stop muffins from burning" 
• I have a bad feeling abut this muffin. 
• If muffins are all that you love, then that's what you'll receive. 
• MY tweet deck has officially blown up. I'm falling behind on my RTs!! LOL Use hashtag #starwarsmuffinjokes so u don't miss out 
• because of a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of Muffins suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. 
• Luke.. I have your muffin. There was.. a queue in Greggs. .
• How much longer before hits the trend list?
• Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good muffin at your side, kid. 
• Episode IV: A New Muffin 
• the ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the muffin. 
• I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of muffins suddenly cried out in terror and suddenly silenced 
• You can't win, Darth If you strike me down I shall become more muffin than you could possibly imagine. 
• I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Muffin win. 
• "The power of the dark muffin." 
• This muffin may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. 
• Use the fork, Luke.
• In to the muffin chute, Flan Boy! ?
• That's no moon...it's a muffin" 
• "You don't know the of the Dark Muffin!" 
• "It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than twelve mini-muffins!" 
• Episode IV: A New Muffin 
• "May the fork be with you" 
• This is han solo the pilot of the millenium falcon and this is his chocolate chip cookie chewbacca 
• That's no moon. It's a muffin. 
• the ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the muffin. 
• Sir, the odds of successfully navigating a muffin field are 3720 to 1! 
• You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down I shall become more muffin than you could possibly imagine.
• These are not the muffins you are looking for. 
• help me obi wan kanobi your my only oat 
• That's no moon. That's a MUFFIN!! 
• In to the muffin chute, Flan Boy! ?
• "May the fork be with you" 
• The muffin surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the galaxy together. But the poppy seed ones get stuck in your teeth. 
• "I find your lack of muffin... disturbing." 
• Sir, the odds of successfully navigating a muffin field are 3720 to 1! 
• Luke, I am your muffin. 
• Vader was seduced by the dark side of the muffin. 
• Luke i have news for you princess muffin is your sister 
• Luke: I used to bullseye muffins back home. They're not much bigger than two meters...
• use the blueberry muffin luke 
• That's no moon. That's a MUFFIN!! 
• May the oats be with you! 
• These are not the muffins you're looking for? 

Thank you, Julie. Good luck with NaNoWriMo!