On Wednesday, my Twitter feed had the following tweet from a lovely writer/blogger by the name of Julie A. Lindsey:
My #NaNoWriMo opening line leaves a little something to be desired LOL “‘Muffins,’ Ruby cursed.” But it does make me smile :)
It amused me, so I responded:
that would really depend on genre. I could think of a few scenes where “muffins” as a curse might cause a riot. :)
Another of Julie’s follower responded with this message:
Want to make some sort of star wars muffin joke. But way too tired... :-) Like the line tho!!
Julie then called for “Star Wars muffin jokes” from her followers…all 20,000 of them. (Note: Because this is from Twitter, the conversation runs in reverse. Also, because everyone’s a Star Wars fans, there are a few duplicates.)
- Aren't you a little short for a muffin?
- I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark muffin, I see a big light muffin.
- Muffin matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my muffin, do you?
- "These are not the muffins you're looking for."
- Darth Vader: Perhaps you think you're being baked unfairly?
- With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring muffins to the galaxy!
- Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I baked muffins!
- "I see you have constructd a new muffin saber. Your cooking skills r complete. You r powerful as the Baker has forseen"
- "Do it muffin and the circle will be complete"
- "It was a good muffin before it went to the dark side"
- "Get in there you big furry muffin! I don't care what you smell!"
- Leia: "Why you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy- looking Muffin hoarder! Han: "Who's scruffy-looking?
- "Corn Muffins scare easy, but we should go before they return in greater numbers"..
- I'm out of it for a while and everyone gets delusions of grand-muffins.
- Luke, use the Muffin!!!
- You don't know the power of the Muffin side...
- Episode V: The Muffin Strikes Back!
- Jabba the Muffin
- "I don't want to stay on this stupid muffin being a mufffin farmer,I want to be a Jedi Muffin"
- "Chewy prepare us for muffin speed"..
- "Help this muffin we must!" .....
- ."We are not the fiber brand muffins your looking for!"......
- "Muffin I am your father!", I baked you!
- Luke: I ate muffins here, you know" Han: You're going to diet here, you know. Convenient.
- Han Solo: You tell that slimy piece of worm-ridden filth, he'll get no muffins from us!
- ......"the force is strong in this blueberry muffin"
- Get in there you big furry oat, I don't care what you smell!
- Tell Jabba that I have his muffins!
- Let the muffin win.
- I think you should swap your current #nano book for a collection of #starwarsmuffinjokes I would totally buy it.
- 47 TWEETS within 1 hour???!!! AND 41 of them were RT'd #starwarsmuffinjokes??!! You're killin' me. #UNFOLLOW #sorry
- Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found those muffins! And bring me the baker, I want him alive!
- I find your lack of muffin disturbing.
- Episode IV: A New Muffin
- Fellow #NaNoWriMo participants: The best way to spend your time procrastinating today: #starwarsmuffinjokes. Love this
- Leia: "I love muffins." Han: "I know."
- "I have altered the muffin. Pray I do not alter it further."
- "Your father's muffin. Not as random or clumsy as a cupcake, but an elegant pastry for a more civilized age."
- But Uncle Owen!! I was gonna go to Tashi Station to get some muffins! ”
- I see you have constructed your own muffin. Obi-wan has taught you well. But you are not a Jedi yet. .
- LOL Yesss! RT It's an elegant muffin for a more carmelized time.
- Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my muffins, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not.
- It's an elegant muffin for a more carmelized time.
- I have altered the muffin. Pray I don't alter it any further.
- is thoroughly entertaining me today!
- there isnt enough yeast on this rock to fill a muffin tin.
- "Who you calling muffin-looking?!?"
- Muffin or no muffin. There is no donut.
- You are part of the rebel bakery and a muffin!
- "A muffin. Not as clumsy or random as cereal. An elegant breakfast for a more civilized age."
- "I got one!" "Great kid, don't get muffins!"
- Execute Muffin 66.
- This muffin is now the ultimate power in the universe! I suggest we use it!
- But Uncle Owen!! I was gonna go to Tashi Station to get some muffins!
- In a way, you have determined the choice of the muffin that will be destroyed first.
- "I smelled your foul muffins the moment I walked in here."
- "A muffin. Not as clumsy or random as cereal. An elegant breakfast for a more civilized age."
- Okay. That's as much as I can do tonight. Good nightand all your followers. it's been hilarious :-) xxx
- Also: All these #starwarsmuffinjokes are cracking me UP
- We have no choice General Calrissian. Our cruisers can't repel (resist?) muffins of that magnitude!
- These are not the muffins you're looking for. Move along!
- Red Velvet, prepare for your attack run.
- When I left you, I was but the batter, Now I am the muffin.
- bake or bake not. There is no muffin.
- This muffin is getting worse all the time!
- These blast points are too accurate for sandpeople, only imperial muffintroopers are so precise
- No time to discuss this in a muffin. I am not a muffin!
- Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an muffin field is approximately 3,720 to 1.
- Let the muffin win.
- That donut was a muffin until the Deathstar put a hole in it!
- "Sure hope the old man got that toaster oven out of commission, or this is gonna be a real short trip."
- It's a muffin tin!
- Attack pattern muffin, Dack. Go now!
- protect the muffin at all costs. That is your first priority.
- Will someone get this walking muffin out of my way?
- "I love muffins." "I know"
- I suggest a new strategy, R2. Let the muffin win
- Love it when U start chatting 2 some1 on twtr, get on2 topic of &*then* realise they have 20,000 hilarious follwrs
- You came in that muffin? You're braver than I thought
- Many Bothans died to bring us this muffin recipe.
- Your lack of muffins disturbs me.
- I hope Muffin the Hut doesnt eat me!
- what have you done to my muffin? Your muffin? Hey, remember you lost it to me fair and round
- The muffins are extinct. Their fire has gone out of the universe.
- "Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their Blintzes." - Grand Muffin Tarkin
- Ben: "That boy ate our last muffin." Yoda: "No, there is another." I've got a bad feeling about this muffin.
- "That's no muffin, that's a space station." "It's too big to be a space station."
- This is Muffin 5, I’m going in.
- Now witness the power of this fully armed and operational muffin!
- "Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their Blintzes." - Grand Muffin Tarkin
- I am altering the muffin. Pray I don't alter it any further.
- I am your baker, Luke.
- "We had a slight muffin malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine."
- That’s no moon, it’s a muffin
- "That's no muffin, that's a space station." "It's too big to be a space station."
- Muffins do not concern me, admiral. I want that ship.
- love it!! It's 1:21am and I'm making a duck costume. #starwarsmuffinjokes fit right in with my weird life :-)
- And now, your highness, we can discuss the location of your hidden rebel muffin.
- Travelling through hyperspace ain't like dusting muffins, Boy!
- Now witness the power of this fully armed and operational muffin!
- "Watch your mouth kid, or you’ll find yourself floating home on a muffin!"
- You are a member of the rebel alliance, and a muffin
- "I grow tired of asking this, so it will be the last time. Where do the Rebels bake?"
- I am altering the muffin. Pray I don't alter it any further.
- I find your lack of muffins disturbing.
- I'm starving while watching & all the #starwarsmuffinjokes #yum
- Ben: "That boy ate our last muffin." Yoda: "No, there is another."
- "these are not the muffins you are looking for"
- Muffins do not concern me, admiral. I want that ship.
- I was just going to see your boss. Tell Jabba I've got his muffins.
- Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle muffin!
- "No! Alderaan is peaceful! We have no muffins, you can't possibly... "
- Help me Obi-Wan. You're my only muffin.
- Hokey religion and ancient weapons are no match for a good muffin
- Your muffin mind tricks won't work on me.
- Luke, I am your muffin
- ChewyBacca muffins?
- "I grow tired of asking this, so it will be the last time. Where do the Rebels bake?"
- it's no use to me with cheese "RT This is the Bounty Hunter Bobba Fetta cheese flavoured muffin ”
- "I will be the most powerful baker ever. I will even stop muffins from burning"
- This is the Bounty Hunter Bobba Fetta cheese flavoured muffin
- "I'm looking for a great and powerful muffin master" "Yoda. You seek Yoda!"
- Ben: "That boy ate our last muffin." Yoda: "No, there is another."
- "these are not the muffins you are looking for"
- LOL! RT How much longer before #starwarsmuffinjokes hits the trend list?
- I was just going to see your boss. Tell Jabba I've got his muffins.
- Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good muffin at your side, kid.
- Darth, just before he dies: "Luke! Luke, I baked your muffins."
- "I will be the most powerful baker ever. I will even stop muffins from burning"
- I have a bad feeling abut this muffin.
- If muffins are all that you love, then that's what you'll receive.
- MY tweet deck has officially blown up. I'm falling behind on my RTs!! LOL Use hashtag #starwarsmuffinjokes so u don't miss out
- because of a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of Muffins suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
- Luke.. I have your muffin. There was.. a queue in Greggs. .
- How much longer before hits the trend list?
- Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good muffin at your side, kid.
- Episode IV: A New Muffin
- the ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the muffin.
- I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of muffins suddenly cried out in terror and suddenly silenced
- You can't win, Darth If you strike me down I shall become more muffin than you could possibly imagine.
- I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Muffin win.
- "The power of the dark muffin."
- This muffin may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.
- Use the fork, Luke.
- In to the muffin chute, Flan Boy! ?
- That's no moon...it's a muffin"
- "You don't know the of the Dark Muffin!"
- "It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than twelve mini-muffins!"
- Episode IV: A New Muffin
- "May the fork be with you"
- This is han solo the pilot of the millenium falcon and this is his chocolate chip cookie chewbacca
- That's no moon. It's a muffin.
- the ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the muffin.
- Sir, the odds of successfully navigating a muffin field are 3720 to 1!
- You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down I shall become more muffin than you could possibly imagine.
- These are not the muffins you are looking for.
- help me obi wan kanobi your my only oat
- That's no moon. That's a MUFFIN!!
- In to the muffin chute, Flan Boy! ?
- "May the fork be with you"
- The muffin surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the galaxy together. But the poppy seed ones get stuck in your teeth.
- "I find your lack of muffin... disturbing."
- Sir, the odds of successfully navigating a muffin field are 3720 to 1!
- Luke, I am your muffin.
- Vader was seduced by the dark side of the muffin.
- Luke i have news for you princess muffin is your sister
- Luke: I used to bullseye muffins back home. They're not much bigger than two meters...
- use the blueberry muffin luke
- That's no moon. That's a MUFFIN!!
- May the oats be with you!
- These are not the muffins you're looking for?
Thank you, Julie. Good luck with NaNoWriMo!
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